One Week Of My Life May 2009, or as i call this past week, Near to Death By Bacon
Wed 27th May: Ok Day, Starts Off shitty, but travelling back to grimsby was ok, apart from the bad stomach lol.
Thurs 28th : My Bday, good Day, good Meal , Pretty Cool Day in General
Fri 29: Payday aha, get some good stuff, Rock band 2 anyone?? Flight 666 CD, and many more things have Pizza Hut ...Drool
Sat 30: ok so i buy more stuff at hmv, like kat von d's book, the awesome Gallows CD, and a few more things...Get Back to claires We are given our dinners, i had a full english breakfast in a tray, i proceed to eat, towards finishing i eye up the last piece of bacon, sat next to claires Aunts, i start to take a bite out of the bacon slice, i cram quite a large bit in my gob.....uh oh big mistake, i sart gagging, shit...panic, WTF do i do??? there more i swallow the more i gag and start to choke, oh shit the fat and bacon is blocking my airways.. i do The only thing i can do, i start to reach in my throat and rip out the chunk that was in my throat and proceed to gag more theres still some in my mouth, now i felt sick, it was gross and i can only apologise to the sight that claires family had to see, but then i had to run to the loo and regurgatate the rest of the bacon...phew life saved. that was how i overcame death by bacon.
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